Saturday, January 12, 2008

Midnight Line

A & P cashier,
Your pace is lethargic, slow,
And painful to watch.

Sweet mother, this woman was moving at a mollassian speed, and it IS January, to boot. Not only was it slow, but with that mind-numbing lack of energy that is hard to be around. It's clear why she works the overnight shift rather than the day.

3 comments:

Sean Newbury said...

I'm beginning to think you should avoid ALL types of Commerce... seems you are under some funky cloud of jinxed mojo...

Jerome said...

I need a personal assistant to do these things for me. Any volunteers? The pay is non-existent!

Keltie said...

I thought I had it bad with my food service jinx, but it's restricted to ONLY food service. Seriously; wait staff hate me. I don't know why. I must give off a whiff of fear or something.