Talk on Corners

Perhaps your front porch
Is not the best location
For prison term talk.

While walking to the mailbox today, I overheard some guys talking on their porch. Talking in tones loud enough to be heard clearly from across the road. And about what were they talking? Well, let me tell you! One guy says, "Seriously, man! I could go to prison for, like, two years. Two &^@#!*% years of my life!" Needless to say, I just didn't want to know.