In a parking lot,
Please don't walk up the middle
Of an aisle like snails.
It drives me nuts! Tonight it was an oblivious young couple who strolled slowly up the centre of the parking lot aisle while we tried to get to a space. I'm not sure they ever realized we were there, despite the sound of the engine, the lights from my headlamps, and the pulsating vibes coming from our car.
1 comment:
You need to pull up really REALLY close behind them... then LAY ON THE HORN...
If they don't move, 'lather, rinse, repeat'
If they give you attitude, jump out of your car and bitch slap them senseless (which given their previous activity, shouldn't take more than a slap or two.)
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