Agressive cashier,
Be gentle with my melon;
Abuse not my buns.
I stopped in for some groceries on the way home from work. (Haul yourself up off the floor and read on.) The cashier was surprisingly violent with ... well ... every single item she passed over her scanner. I'm convinced that she deliberately upturned, tipped over, and otherwise flung every last tub, box, and package on its way past. Relax! Don't take it out on the produce!
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I'm sorry I couldn't get past the fact that you bought groceries. And PRODUCE even? Next thing I know you'll be talking about weeding gardens and cleaning the house. It's like I don't even know you anymore.
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